What is Up

I bought this water bottle the other day on a suggestion from my sister Erin, who said it's awesome because there's a little thing in it that acts as a filter so it's like having a mini-Brita. Word.

What she didn't tell me is that it is also apparently like having a mini-garden hose. I swear that thing is shut, but it leaked a whole pool into my console there. I could keep a small fish in there. Paging Honda. What I really don't understand is that I purchased it at Goodwill, which is clearly known for it's high-quality merchandise.

Also, is it weird for someone to have a favorite episode of I Love Lucy, The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Monkees? Like a legit favorite episode you could recall the contents of on command? What if that person is, say, 27? Okay fine, it's me.  (Not The Twilight Zone? you ask. Yeah, only because there are too many episodes I love to pick a favorite. Same with Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Bewitched and Taxi.) Secondly, is it weird for someone to go around thinking about what their favorite episode of The Dick Van Dyke show is? These are the questions that keep me awake at night. My mind is such that I like to mentally organize my favorite episodes of old TV shows. My mind likes to organize everything into neat lists. Sometimes I'm on my way to the office supplies closet and I just get lost in thought about things like did I like Mary Tyler Moore's hair better on Dick Van Dyke or her own show. I'm stopping now. Right now.